Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 28, 2021

My brother must eat there too.

They’re located next to “Cut the Cheese” Cake Factory.

Wonder if they have a Rootin Tootin float?

Such a gas man.

I been there. The word frittata gained a new meaning and farts were no longer fun.

Gross

She could’ve gone with a classic “Gone With The Wind” fried chicken.

The place is a gastronomical delight. Oh no! Did I say light?

Nothing to sneeze at.

Chicken pot pie. My three favorite things.

Oh…that’s the place where there’s a Colonel Sanders lookalike at the door asking you to pull his finger.

The only reason I went back was because I had a brain f**t and forgot about the last time.

Café motto: Please pass the gas …!

“Under new management: Slart E. Fartfast”

“Try our new healthy menu: [FFT!]-Fare”

She’s lookin’ Rubenesque today.

next time she should try the sauerkraut and blatwurst…

Earl plugs and nose filters are optional

The food is good…but the atmosphere is awful!

I’ve been laughing at this one for four days so far, and no sign of letting up!!!

Try the Poot-ine next time!