Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for November 01, 2021

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    nicka93  about 3 years ago

    Tilt head way back, fall on floor, look up at EMT’s.

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    Knightman Premium Member about 3 years ago

    A little short are we???

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    Ubintold  about 3 years ago

    Just don’t fall backwards.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I once got a fortune cookie with 5 numbers on it. Played the Powerball with those numbers. Not one number came in.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Aaaaaah soooo!

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 3 years ago

    On the back it reads “Made you rook, dirty crook” …!

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    ChessPirate  about 3 years ago

    At least you’ll be able to see the 16-ton weight coming at you…

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I just got over a bout with vertigo. The way to tell which ear was affected, was to sit on the bed such that your head would be over the edge when you were horizontal, turn your head 45 degrees to one side, and lie back quickly. If you became disoriented within 30 seconds. that was the ear. If not, do the whole thing again, tilting your head 45 degrees to the other side. The “cure” was just as fun.

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