Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 12, 2022

I had the Old Faithful Fizz.

Their pitchers are tricky to pour from – they are all “spout-off”.

I was afraid that was going to go in a different, more horrible direction.

There sure are a lot of new eateries in their town. Or are they all pop-ops?

A joke like that shows that Koth has no morels!

He complained to the chef, and got hit with Old Faceful.

I had cock-a-leek-y soup when I was there.

I’m loathe to try any place offering artisanal artesian.

Fumarole rolls pair well with cream of gushroom soup …!

And spewmoni for dessert.

do they have a soda fountain…?