Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 20, 2022

Hotter than the match that would burn this comic if it were in a newspaper.

Can we go back to the “Gesundheit” jokes?

It is too hot for my pickle already without getting near a fire pit.

I live 20 miles from Texas. Last night at 5:08 the electricity shut off. Motels were full. By the time it was restored I was pretty dry. Polished off a Powerade that was still cold. Fully fixed at about 8:30.

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He coulda been cool as a cucumber it he’d ’a quit the booze.

I really hope we see “A Wiches Bits” in this collection. Image: a sunburned Lil kiddie-poolside with beer.

Only if it’s your pickle.

Aaaakk! Pickle in the middle…. of flames…..

seems like the pickle would sizzle

I heard a good one on YouTube last week. “Hotter than 1990’s Shania Twain.”

She sure baked my bread, I’ll tell ya!

The price of a cord of pickles is going up …

So get ‘em while they’re hot …!

that pickle looks like it’s in a pickle…