Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for February 10, 2023

looks like he❜s using one of Tuesday❜s ❝CARROTS❞

Gonna need the next gas station’s rest room.

His backside is gonna melt.

Frosty the GO man

Uh oh! He’s going to explode! LOL

I see a brown streak comin’ this way, look out!!!

Got a buddy I used to play golf with in McKinney who had this reaction after club hot dogs.

when you realize that wasn’t just gas you passed

“I don’t know art, but I know what I smell…”

Is this what you would call “Whiff-Art?” “Duff-Art?” “Sniff-Art?”

It obviously took a lot of “Eff-Art”…

( ͡~ ﹏ʖ ͡~ )

That expression says it all….stand back 10’. Possible explosion. Expected!

George Carlin always said to let out a little “soldier fãrt” first. That’s served me well. Also: find an outdoor space. Not your car.

I was driving down the Intestate and went around a gasoline tanker truck that was going slower than I was.

Yes, I passed gas on the highway.

More to shovel …!

I remember when they were service stations

holy tamale…

Ever cut one so bad you had to stop and get out of the car, and the windows were down to begin with?