Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for April 29, 2023

I’ve heard the plastic surgeon lifted a face.

or the klepto baker who pinched a loaf

how bout the klepto who swipes My Sharona bootlegs?

he nicks the Knack knock offs

He had a lot of nerve to pinch a nerve.

How about the romantic klepto-cardiologist who stole a heart.

Just Neuroly!!!

Better a nerve than my a**!

That had to hurt!

“Did you hear about the Kleptomaniac Cop?”

“No, I didn’t.”

“He snatched a snitch…”

HOWARD! … you have SOME nerve …!

You all just wrote my next week. Many thanks.