Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 24, 2023

full of pits = pitiful

“My love life is greater than its craters.”

And it gets cratered and cratered!!!

Does it also have a dark side (that virtually no one ever sees)?

“Your sex life is like Uranus. Off-limits.

Cratered, crumbled, or smashed, you’ll still have to pick up all the pieces…eventually!

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore – also probably a concussion, with some contusions and a few ouches, if not death.

I don’t have a love life any more, and I don’t miss it.

My Moon is cracked…

( ͡   ͚ ͚ʖ ͡  )

Chinese takeout …!

Not a fortune.