Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 25, 2023

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    5, 4, 3, too late

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    Knightman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Oh Barf!!!

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    cdward  over 1 year ago

    Not sure that’s so much a fortune as extrapolation based on what he ate. Still accurate.

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    wirepunchr  over 1 year ago

    Here comes the Hershey squirts.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 1 year ago

    “The antidote will cost you $20. Ask your waiter”

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Ouch!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Run….hope you make it…..

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    King POW chicken …?

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago

    one moment all is calm and serene. the next it is explosive, hitting the fan, an utter disaster, and over before it started. 10 seconds of complete panic attack

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    byamrcn  over 1 year ago

    Finally an actual fortune. Actually though it’s about typical for so-called fortune cookies these days.

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