I still remember the interview with Sarah Palen at a turkey farm where the guy in the background was forcing turkey heads into a machine like a bark-chipper and decapitating them. I DON’T remember if the turkey flopped around afterward like a chicken because I’d found the “off” button on my remote control…
mr_sherman Premium Member 11 months ago
So that’s what those bumps on the turkey skin are!
cdward 11 months ago
I wonder who teaches them how to speak through their necks like that.
Knightman Premium Member 11 months ago
And any headaches!!!
oakie817 11 months ago
is this going to be a chop shop until 11/23? i don’t think i’ll be able to keep my head that long
ChessPirate 11 months ago
“Next, please.”
Well, at least he’s axing them nice…
( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡ )
Howard'sMyHero 11 months ago
No more yodeling for you …!
( but gobbling continues 11/23 though )
P51Strega 11 months ago
…but it doesn’t improve your mating chances any.
brettkoth 11 months ago
The bright side.
wellis1947 Premium Member 11 months ago
I still remember the interview with Sarah Palen at a turkey farm where the guy in the background was forcing turkey heads into a machine like a bark-chipper and decapitating them. I DON’T remember if the turkey flopped around afterward like a chicken because I’d found the “off” button on my remote control…
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
I feel a bit dizzy but it’ll pass!