Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 01, 2024

I love kern dogs! I just have to make sure to leave enough room…

You need cow dogs to herd cows.

You need sheep dogs to herd sheep.

But you don’t need corn dogs to herd corn. That’s why they end up on a stick.

In these times, new Roman’s must dine where they can!

No Comics Sans-wich?

I used a drone to get an Arial view of the place.

I hear their Palatino in Calibri Sauce is to die for, and oh, the Wing-Ding-Dongs, magnifique!

I tried to measure one. They are so small they are pointless.

my goodness. the mighty have fallen from the cool lofty heights of mountain tops to the sweltering lowliness of molten lava valleys. eight ate a pair of pears proportionally divided into perfectly measured proportions and still they quibbled over the accuracy of the vocabulary twists of their discussion.

Kern dog? Let the font of eatery puns continue to spew…!

Serif you can’t keep your voice down down you’ll have to leave.

“Sorry, we don’t serve your type here, pica your a$$ and get out!”