Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for August 11, 2024

Hey, I think that was fair.

At least Lil didn’t say “down there”.

Last one standing!!!

When I die, I want Lil to speak at my funeral!

no sweeter revenge than outliving one’s enemies

“Helen Hockgobber, I told you I’d give you 30 minutes before I told the Devil you were dead.”

…

“I lied…”

Is there a buffet provided? I don’t mind attending, but I must be fed!

When Helen died,

When she was dead, dead and gone

Lil was still here

To carry on, carry on

Me thinks she tempts fate.

Heinous last words. :)

… and Lil is decaying nicely …?

At my funeral I want someone to take the flowers off my casket and throw it to the people who came to the service, yelling out “who’s next.”

How gratifying to get in the last word, and Lil, how do you know she’s " UP THERE"?

LOL

Bill took another week off but it was a “best of” show anyway. Hopefully Peter and Bill will be together next week.

we never found out why the guy who lived next door disliked us from the get-go. he never made any attempt to hide his dislike, either. unfortunately, he died before we could ask him what we’d done to displease him…

☺