Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 14, 2024

Not even if I had explosive diarrhea!!

A double negative in product form!

It was only a matter of time.

Pumpkin Spice ain’t nice.

Just in time, his announcement just made me urp.

It’s that time of the year.

Don’t do it! It’s a vicious circle! Pumpkin Spice needs Milk of Magnesia; Pumpkin Spice Milk of Magnesia needs more Milk of Magnesia, ad infinitum… ☺

I have a photo of pumpkin spice loo paper. Good Lord, Deliver us.

I’d buy a bottle of that just to show it to people. :-)

Oh, if only it wasn’t true…

BEWARE❗️

Pumpkin spice … aka a haunting combo of cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, allspice, and cloves … when mixed with magnesium hydroxide, becomes an Improvised Explosive Device (IED) …!

( IED also aka “Interior” Explosive Device )

For that B. L. O. A. T. E. D. Feeling……

now thats taking it tooooooooo far

I’ll put up with indigestion thanks.