Well, at least our villain has a name, even if we still don’t see his face, so that was pretty quick.
I guess his name, “Audie,” is a reference to “auditory schizophrenia.” So, that’s actually a thing: “Auditory hallucinations, or “hearing voices,” is one of the most prevalent symptoms of schizophrenia, reported by as many as 75% of patients,” it says on https://www.psychiatryadvisor.com/home/schizophrenia-advisor/auditory-hallucinations-in-schizophrenia-dysfunction/. I mostly see those people wandering along the sidewalks in big cities. I guess I’m glad I never had one for a boss.
New employee doesn’t seem to have a name, so I guess he’s not important, but “Sabrina” does, so we’ll probably see more of her.
Working for someone who has auditory schizophrenia, are they sure this guy won’t shortchange them on pay day or foul up their evaluations? I trust that somebody in this work group had the foresight to keep a doctor on speed dial.
So, replying to boboscar’s comment to me from yesterday (which he said he wouldn’t reply to, somewhere goes) he said I’ve been trashing Mike from nearly the beginning which…unless he read 13+ years of comments in a matter of mere minutes…is highly unlikely. I havent been here since the beginning of Mike’s run and like I’ve stated numerous times before, I came on board when Abner Kadaver had tracy tied to a table with a pendulum swinging above him…no idea how far into Mike’s run that was….I’ve ALSO stated that one of the last stories I ever read in the newspapers was around the Torcher era…and I’ve ALSO said that I’m a “GOULD/FLETCHER/COLLINS GUY” so I have pretty high standards when it comes to the artwork and storytelling of the strip. In the beginning, I was just happy to see that tracy wasnt cancelled like I had thought, and I was thrilled that I could still read his adventures…however, a few years after I started reading, the quality of Mike’s scripts went to hell in a handbasket rather quickly (I think the first salvo on his war with logic came with the sweatbox story) and from then on, it’s just spiralled downward…these days, 99.99999% of his stories are misses instead of hits, and voicing my displeasure with the shoddy handling of a once great strip is NOT the same as trashing it…if I trashed it, I’d find nothing redeemable…and that’s not true. I whole heartedly look forward the the end of the stories…however convoluted and mind numbing they may be
1-GREG ALLMON: Do you ever wonder why Comcrap hires people who know nothing about the job to do customer service?
2-LILA SHIRT: It’s simple, dummy. For one, they don’t have to pay us for knowledge we don’t have and secondly, calls are never supposed to get to a real person to begin with. Customers are supposed to be lost in an endless loop of Automated Attendant Options.
3-And if you’re still wondering how, of all the High School Dropouts in the country, we’re the ones they hired, you only have to remember the Psych Eval we all took. GREG: What about it?
LILA: It identified our SADISTIC TENDENCIES! Excuse me – a call got through somehow…
Please hold a moment while I look up your account information!OOOOOHH!!! My boyfriend can’t deliver a BIG O as good as that!
Hi Tradewinds. We appear to be reading Comments AT THE EXACT SAME TIME judging from our concurring Likes. Isn’t it nice to know there’s somebody else killing time at the same time?
But I gotta go now. So as Jim Carey said in The Grinch – IT’S ALL YOU MAXIE!
Audie [calls to mind Audie Murphy this day after Memorial Day; https://tinyurl.com/zoz62ej ] has auditory schizophrenia and hears voices, yet oversees this boiler room, and apparently from what Sabrina says has done so for some time. So my guess yesterday that he was bluetoothing was wrong. Will he morph somehow into the villain of this arc? As yet there is no clear connection between the Nitrate prelude and this call center/boiler room first movement con brio. But Audie seems to be being prepped by Mike for some kind of significant part in the story.
Brian Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh, “Boomhauer” is just a voice in his head. Oooookay.
avenger09 over 1 year ago
Yup, new story.
Unbelievable.
Life in Tracyville is definitely crazy.
The above is a complaint, not a hate!
firestrike1 over 1 year ago
lovely… the supervisor is a looney tune… guess Mike’s gotta have a crossover with them, as well…
Neil Wick over 1 year ago
Good morning™, all!
Well, at least our villain has a name, even if we still don’t see his face, so that was pretty quick.
I guess his name, “Audie,” is a reference to “auditory schizophrenia.” So, that’s actually a thing: “Auditory hallucinations, or “hearing voices,” is one of the most prevalent symptoms of schizophrenia, reported by as many as 75% of patients,” it says on https://www.psychiatryadvisor.com/home/schizophrenia-advisor/auditory-hallucinations-in-schizophrenia-dysfunction/. I mostly see those people wandering along the sidewalks in big cities. I guess I’m glad I never had one for a boss.
New employee doesn’t seem to have a name, so I guess he’s not important, but “Sabrina” does, so we’ll probably see more of her.
avenger09 over 1 year ago
Shelley’s artwork the past two days has been pedestrian at best.
She can and usually does much better.
Oh, so much hate! LOL!
avenger09 over 1 year ago
Mike should have stayed with the Nitrates. Switching stories killed any momentum he got.
BreathlessMahoney77 over 1 year ago
Don’t know where Mike is going with this story, but I sure hope he isn’t going to criminalize mental illness.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 1 year ago
Good morning™, aggravating auditory anomalies !
As long as it’s just between him, himself and he, no real harm done and like Sabrina says, “it’s just the normal noises”.
I think the Nitrate inset interlude may have been a passing thing but then we “should” get follow up at the book singing. Here’s hoping…
jonahhex1 over 1 year ago
This should be interesting to see what happens……
IvanB.Cohen over 1 year ago
Imaginary voices speak to him..the next thing I expect to read is Joan of Arc being in his family tree.
IvanB.Cohen over 1 year ago
Wow, their boss must be a handful especially when he answers these voices in the grocery store.
IvanB.Cohen over 1 year ago
Working for someone who has auditory schizophrenia, are they sure this guy won’t shortchange them on pay day or foul up their evaluations? I trust that somebody in this work group had the foresight to keep a doctor on speed dial.
BigDaveGlass over 1 year ago
Never known a boss that listened to his own advice…..
or.
The voices in my head may be imaginary but darn, they have some good ideas…..
Gent over 1 year ago
Eh do he look like Bezos?
tsull2121 over 1 year ago
So, replying to boboscar’s comment to me from yesterday (which he said he wouldn’t reply to, somewhere goes) he said I’ve been trashing Mike from nearly the beginning which…unless he read 13+ years of comments in a matter of mere minutes…is highly unlikely. I havent been here since the beginning of Mike’s run and like I’ve stated numerous times before, I came on board when Abner Kadaver had tracy tied to a table with a pendulum swinging above him…no idea how far into Mike’s run that was….I’ve ALSO stated that one of the last stories I ever read in the newspapers was around the Torcher era…and I’ve ALSO said that I’m a “GOULD/FLETCHER/COLLINS GUY” so I have pretty high standards when it comes to the artwork and storytelling of the strip. In the beginning, I was just happy to see that tracy wasnt cancelled like I had thought, and I was thrilled that I could still read his adventures…however, a few years after I started reading, the quality of Mike’s scripts went to hell in a handbasket rather quickly (I think the first salvo on his war with logic came with the sweatbox story) and from then on, it’s just spiralled downward…these days, 99.99999% of his stories are misses instead of hits, and voicing my displeasure with the shoddy handling of a once great strip is NOT the same as trashing it…if I trashed it, I’d find nothing redeemable…and that’s not true. I whole heartedly look forward the the end of the stories…however convoluted and mind numbing they may be
Sporteric11 over 1 year ago
I don’t understand that disease but are the voices telling him to kill ? Or which stocks to buy ?
Ken in Ohio over 1 year ago
I have to apologize to Mike – my comment yesterday jumped the gun. I see now that yesterday’s strip was meant as a set up for today’s reveal.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
MOVIE QUOTE—-
“In any partnership there is a partner who cheats and a partner who is cheated”
Stewart Granger to George Sanders—MOONFLEET—1955
Another Take over 1 year ago
1-GREG ALLMON: Do you ever wonder why Comcrap hires people who know nothing about the job to do customer service?
2-LILA SHIRT: It’s simple, dummy. For one, they don’t have to pay us for knowledge we don’t have and secondly, calls are never supposed to get to a real person to begin with. Customers are supposed to be lost in an endless loop of Automated Attendant Options.
3-And if you’re still wondering how, of all the High School Dropouts in the country, we’re the ones they hired, you only have to remember the Psych Eval we all took. GREG: What about it?
LILA: It identified our SADISTIC TENDENCIES! Excuse me – a call got through somehow…
Please hold a moment while I look up your account information! OOOOOHH!!! My boyfriend can’t deliver a BIG O as good as that!
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
The boss hears imaginary noises in his head. In other words,he’s nuts.I’ll bet the voices never tell him to give himself up.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Somebody’s too cheap to spring for cubicles.
Another Take over 1 year ago
Hi Tradewinds. We appear to be reading Comments AT THE EXACT SAME TIME judging from our concurring Likes. Isn’t it nice to know there’s somebody else killing time at the same time?
But I gotta go now. So as Jim Carey said in The Grinch – IT’S ALL YOU MAXIE!
jrankin1959 over 1 year ago
Sounds like a fun job…
David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago
You don’t have to be crazy to work here… unless you’re management.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
The villainous boss will turn out to be J.P> Dithers.Never did trust that guy……
firestrike1 over 1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PgQV67jx5Y
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Audie [calls to mind Audie Murphy this day after Memorial Day; https://tinyurl.com/zoz62ej ] has auditory schizophrenia and hears voices, yet oversees this boiler room, and apparently from what Sabrina says has done so for some time. So my guess yesterday that he was bluetoothing was wrong. Will he morph somehow into the villain of this arc? As yet there is no clear connection between the Nitrate prelude and this call center/boiler room first movement con brio. But Audie seems to be being prepped by Mike for some kind of significant part in the story.
Let’s hope the strands come together soon….