Justsayin… that’s a gross simplification!Rocky Flats is pretty much only designated a wildlife preserve to keep anybody from doing anything else with it.
The gross excesses of contamination that existed there before the EPA stepped in may indeed be impossible to clean up…but had there been no intervention by all sorts of government agencies it would still be getting worse.Check it Out Here
By George, I think (they’ve) got it! Got what? The beginnings of the long-elusive perpetual motion machine. They’ve mastered the perpetual stupidity machine already, it seems, and are now pursuing the mysterious Penny’s Boson which will give more answers and generate more questions. The first question is “How does a creature with a single-cell brain reproduce?”
Nice little details: using the step stool when a step ladder is right there; “Confidential Employee Salaries” cabinet with the key to the cabinet hanging right there. Even the “Find It” makes a comment on the salaries!
How many Kennedys to change a bulb?3 One to hold the bulb, one to sit in the corner and drink until the room spins around the bulb. And a third to deny that any bulb was ever bad.
How many Psychotherapists to change a bulb:One but first the bulb has to want to change!
How many flies to screw in a bulb? 2 the hard part is getting them in the bulb.
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?FISH!
Harryfan about 12 years ago
We’re up to three now.
margueritem about 12 years ago
Three employees? They must be super busy these days…Snerk!
I have toenails on my fingers! about 12 years ago
How many idiots? According to Wikipedia the EPA has approximately 17,000 employees.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Justsayin… that’s a gross simplification!Rocky Flats is pretty much only designated a wildlife preserve to keep anybody from doing anything else with it.
The gross excesses of contamination that existed there before the EPA stepped in may indeed be impossible to clean up…but had there been no intervention by all sorts of government agencies it would still be getting worse.Check it Out Here
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
We now return you to your regular comics programming…
finale about 12 years ago
Dan’s jealous ’cause his co-worker is climbing the corporate ladder. The WRONG ladder, but a ladder nonetheless.
Train 1911 about 12 years ago
this comic sure brough out te nui cases
mikie2 about 12 years ago
By George, I think (they’ve) got it! Got what? The beginnings of the long-elusive perpetual motion machine. They’ve mastered the perpetual stupidity machine already, it seems, and are now pursuing the mysterious Penny’s Boson which will give more answers and generate more questions. The first question is “How does a creature with a single-cell brain reproduce?”
VaSeeker Premium Member about 12 years ago
Nice little details: using the step stool when a step ladder is right there; “Confidential Employee Salaries” cabinet with the key to the cabinet hanging right there. Even the “Find It” makes a comment on the salaries!
Hussell about 12 years ago
I notice, we never see a key to success anywhere with in their reach!
How many dumbs$$e$ does it take to read Dinette Set? Just one, I read it all by myself, but my eight year old grandson explains it to me.
Good Morning Crustwood!
Hussell about 12 years ago
Today I am eight years tumor free!! Woo-hoo!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 12 years ago
Congratulations Dave!
missjunebug about 12 years ago
WOOO HOOO congrats Dave…..
dfowensby about 12 years ago
um…this is a toon about employees at a self-service storage facility…..a toon, folks. yeesh.
InTraining about 12 years ago
Well Well Well…. BURL is finally back to work…. after turning his ankle…. some months ago…. He is sitting of course… ! ! !
Hussell about 12 years ago
How many Kennedys to change a bulb?3 One to hold the bulb, one to sit in the corner and drink until the room spins around the bulb. And a third to deny that any bulb was ever bad.
How many Psychotherapists to change a bulb:One but first the bulb has to want to change!
How many flies to screw in a bulb? 2 the hard part is getting them in the bulb.
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?FISH!
InTraining about 12 years ago
In the next panel….the bulb changer will be atop DANNY’s sholders….. changing the bulb…. while BURL watches thru the window…..! ! ! Agree…? ? ?