The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for February 14, 2014

Who is saying the middle comment? And for Pete’s sake close the bathroom door! Gah!

God forbid anyone wastes 2 or 3 sheets. Plus it looks like it’s Burl’s basement throneroom. Don’t they use the filched t.p. from “U-store it” there? I’m sure the Scat tissue is used in the upstairs only.

Yeah, Burl, pinch some pennies/TP so you can spend the extra cash on more HoHos.

A careful wipe fore and aft and he’ll be on a roll.

I remember those old tissue dispensers that would pull back after a few squares. It was so easy to beat that system.

I’m going to go out on a limb here……….I’m guessing they don’t use baby wipes to finish cleaning themselves.

Another rerun. The first run wasn’t confusing.

Either take care of business at home or bring your own roll Dale….. ! ! !

…..OR the bagger at the Crustwood Super-Saver deliberately puts the T.P. on the bottom of the bag to cushion all the HoHo’s, Twinkies and Ding-Dongs packages from getting damaged before they reach the Penny kitchen table!!

I have observed several commercial establishments that put off-center rollers for the TP for just that purpose. I could have used just that sort of thing when my boys were young. One of their tricks was to put the end of a strip in the toilet and flush it, pulling an endless strip off, much to their glee and my consternation.

How appropriate to put the quarter moon in the potty…