The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for February 15, 2015

It’s a trick! Everything they have and are is fake. Cheryl! Come look at Joy’s new fake TBA!!Oh, and about their wedding night, that was fake both ways too.

Gee, it doesn’t look fake, no not at all!

And a week from Sunday her finger will turn green.

They could have gotten away with it. There’s no one who would be caught dead being seen with the Penny’s who would ever have seen a real diamond.

Dinner ring, eh? Plastic band no less. Fllash that around the ol’ feed ttough. They’ll be impressed.

Burl…..sooo romantic.

Jer’s shirt message: gee, I thought it was a real wig on a fake guy…………ya gotta look at the shirt messages to help flesh out these ’lil details!!

Her diamonds are zircons. And her zircons are glass. And her glass is plastic!

Hah! Years ago, I won a sales prize and got to choose some few things. Kids, cars, house, etc. were eating up all the money, so I chose a pair of 1 ct. CZ earrings for Jenny. Looked good. She asked me if she should tell people if they were real. I told her not to answer that question but to answer another one instead. “Mike gave these to me, aren’t they pretty.” and leave them to draw their own conclusions.

Why does Jerry look like he’s just soiled himself?