Sadly, not a hairpiece, for all that it looks like a black marmoset taking refuge on top of his head. (It’s not, of course. There’s no marmoset that pathetic.) Jerry is an only child because after his father saw what came out, there was no way he was letting his dingus get anywhere near whatever else might be in there. .One can only imagine Jerry’s youth. It doesn’t impress the other guys when you’re a ten year old with a mustache when you’re of ambiguous gender and partial to flowerdy sneakers and bright, satin shorts. There may be hope for him. Verla could know how to make a man of him, being the better man herself. She’s trying. She gave him that MACHO mug. Now if she can get him to quit using it for spiced herbal tea.
x_Tech about 9 years ago
Jerry can’t help it if he was raised by wolves jackals hyenas oh never mind.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago
Guess what, Jerry…nobody says that about you now, either….
“X”… not nice, but I suppose it IS kinda hard to tell Mrs. Zwank’s species…..
x_Tech about 9 years ago
Susan, Crustwoodians know better than to ask.
mikie2 about 9 years ago
Surely Jerry has noticed that car and house locks “click” as he walks by. Maybe his middle name really is Naledi.
MissScarlet Premium Member about 9 years ago
Burl’s been right on with the zingers lately !
orbenjawell Premium Member about 9 years ago
O woe was/is he…..thus the asinine hairpiece in adulthood.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago
Sadly, not a hairpiece, for all that it looks like a black marmoset taking refuge on top of his head. (It’s not, of course. There’s no marmoset that pathetic.) Jerry is an only child because after his father saw what came out, there was no way he was letting his dingus get anywhere near whatever else might be in there. .One can only imagine Jerry’s youth. It doesn’t impress the other guys when you’re a ten year old with a mustache when you’re of ambiguous gender and partial to flowerdy sneakers and bright, satin shorts. There may be hope for him. Verla could know how to make a man of him, being the better man herself. She’s trying. She gave him that MACHO mug. Now if she can get him to quit using it for spiced herbal tea.
Ninette about 9 years ago
Isn’t this all kinds of phobic?