Oh, that’s Burl’s timeshare. He bought it twenty years ago, and if he lives to be 134, he’ll pay it off. It allows him to use it for two weekdays, every third week of any month in which Easter falls on a Tuesday. He talked the salesman into giving him a toaster AND a steam iron. He’s a master negotiator.
llhack almost 8 years ago
The only Florida home Burl could afford is a cardboard box underneath the Freeway overpass.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Oh, that’s Burl’s timeshare. He bought it twenty years ago, and if he lives to be 134, he’ll pay it off. It allows him to use it for two weekdays, every third week of any month in which Easter falls on a Tuesday. He talked the salesman into giving him a toaster AND a steam iron. He’s a master negotiator.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 8 years ago
……and Memory Pillows never forget (or forgive) elephants!