The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for December 22, 2016

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    If you stop chewing altogether….

    then you lose weight.

    Well, only if you also stop swallowing.

     

    Swallowing without chewing is NOT recommended.

     

    Meanwhile…. speaking of chewing….

    I’m so sorry I couldn’t bring any brain bleach last night….

    My little cargo plane was grounded, so to speak, by my internet going out.

     

    In case some of you are still having residual effects from seeing that horrible display……

    and if you haven’t seen it…..

    don’t go back!

     

    Feel free to have a few of there:

     

    http://oi67.tinypic.com/anur9.jpg

     

    And get your orders in now for our holiday flavors of pure liquid Marg and Susan’s Super Strength Ultra Brain Bleach!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    No way are they leaving the room. They’ve seen what happens when Burl and food are left along together.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Still feel bad about Mama Cass. She had a great voice.

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    shamest Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Hmm eating a half gallon of ice cream without a utensil.

    And there goes Burl if they leave and skip dinner he can get their burgers and fries

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Thank you, Peggy… and of course we take PayPal….

    also cash, checks, major and some minor credit cards, and BitCoin,

     

    We don’t have a specific Tom and Jerry flavor, as a Tom and Jerry is basically a hot, fluffy eggnog made with whipped raw egg whites…

     

    We do offer TWO flavors of our Eggnog brain bleach….

    Brandied Noel Eggnog flavor, and Creamy Original Noel Eggnog flavor.

    (Please note that these are non-alcoholic flavorings)

     

    To make a delicious, real Tom and Jerry with either variety of Marg and Susan’s Eggnog-flavored Brain Bleach,

    simply pour some into a mug,

    with or without a bit of milk or cream,

    and heat gently in the microwave till a little hotter than desired.

     

    Stir in, if desired, a shot of brandy, rum, or whiskey, and a bit of whipped cream or stiffly beaten egg white.

    Enjoy!

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    orbenjawell Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    do I detect a case of Burl becoming….of late….a little…..smarter?

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