Seen at a restaurant about 20 years ago, a kid was running around and parents both smoking. Kid picks up a french fry off the floor and starts to eat it. Parent scolds child and, while exhaling a lungful of smoke, says, don’t eat that, that’s dirty.
Around here all outside tables are smoking. Can’t smoke inside,which I like .We used to have to walk past a wall of smoke to get to the non smoking section.no it didn’t make sense but that’s how it was.I felt bad for the kids that were forced to smoke.
I saw an early episode of Father Knows Best where dad Jim Anderson held his young daughter Kathy (“Kitten”) on his lap while he smoked a cigarette. And I saw one of those 70’s programs, like “Emergency” perhaps, where some paramedics called in to the hospital for assistance – and at the emergency department counter there was an ASHTRAY sitting on it.
I guess the gag is there are only two tables of guests and they are both non-smokers, so if they sit in smoking, it won’t bother anyone, but there would likely be an ashtray on the table, which would spoil MY appetite!
Jeff0811 over 6 years ago
Seen at a restaurant about 20 years ago, a kid was running around and parents both smoking. Kid picks up a french fry off the floor and starts to eat it. Parent scolds child and, while exhaling a lungful of smoke, says, don’t eat that, that’s dirty.
cmh1082 over 6 years ago
Around here all outside tables are smoking. Can’t smoke inside,which I like .We used to have to walk past a wall of smoke to get to the non smoking section.no it didn’t make sense but that’s how it was.I felt bad for the kids that were forced to smoke.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 6 years ago
Is there a belching, farting, scratching, non-tipping table?
rs over 6 years ago
I saw an early episode of Father Knows Best where dad Jim Anderson held his young daughter Kathy (“Kitten”) on his lap while he smoked a cigarette. And I saw one of those 70’s programs, like “Emergency” perhaps, where some paramedics called in to the hospital for assistance – and at the emergency department counter there was an ASHTRAY sitting on it.
tcayer over 6 years ago
I guess the gag is there are only two tables of guests and they are both non-smokers, so if they sit in smoking, it won’t bother anyone, but there would likely be an ashtray on the table, which would spoil MY appetite!
MissScarlet Premium Member over 6 years ago
There is no smoking on restaurant patios in CA. And they are talking about making beaches non-smoking too.
posstockhoarder over 6 years ago
Burl knows which way the wind blows!