The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for October 28, 2021

Ok, her caloric and cholesterol intake are off the charts, and she never exercises.

I found the

There’s the pot calling the kettle black

She says, as she munches on a Ho-Ho (or is it a Ding-Dong?)…

Way to take air out of spare tire is laxatives

A doc told my mom the easiest way to lose weight was to take 1/2 the food off her plate before eating.

It’s the Green Blouse with Orange Flowers today …!

adjusting the bathroom scale is really the easiest way to lose weight…!

I am speechless.

Burl knows what he’s talking about for once!

“OK. She has morbid obesity!”

“Well, alright, then!”

The only possible teeth are around the heart…

Gotta keep looking…

It’s not your fault, dear. You have insulin resistance. Give us money.

Little wonder that the medical industry is flourishing in that part of the country.