The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for May 14, 2023

I’m trying hard not think of their honeymoon, quite memorable I suppose

Neither me or my wife are not known for a green thumb. For us, give the flowers about three days, and a funerary urn would be quite appropriate.

Joy was still in her goth phase when she picked up that urn

Years ago, a friend bought a big vase for $1 when we were at the flea market.

He walked over to show it to me, and then he noticed something.

He just said “Oh, somebody’s still in here”, walked over to a trash barrel and dumped it out.

I don’t think I could be quite so nonchalant.

Hope no asheswerr in it

Talk about nonchalant….What about the person that sold it??

And the knuckle bones in the bottom help hold the stems.

Joy, was your first husband in the funerary urn???

What’s wrong with Marlene…?

“Thank you,” would have been an appropriate answer.

(and Marlene’s response): “Frankly, Joy, I don’t give a …!”