The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for September 06, 2023

The gas leak in the bathroom will take care of itself, open a window

The pizza thing isn’t really a prank on them, Burl. But you’re sort of involving them in a prank on the pizza place. Someone tried to do that to my family once when I was in the 7th grade. A guy showed up with pizza and wings but my dad is like. Uh, no. We didn’t order a pizza. They confirmed the address they had and yeah, that was the address but we didn’t order it. And he sure wasn’t going to pay for a pizza he didn’t order. And surely if it was paid for they guy would have said it was paid for and asked if we wanted it, but he didn’t. That’s why I think pizza deliveries should always be pre-paid with a card.

would like to hear more about the pranks they play now… like shaking up the pop on the grocery store shelf.

…..after an eerie 3 seconds of silence, the boning knives and billy clubs, kept under wraps for years in preparation for just such an occasion as this, come out into the light of day……..

Don’t send pizzas to someone, it’s the restaurant and the delivery people who pay the price.

Those are the kind of pranks that can get you shot by irate drivers.

I suppose it is some kind of accomplishment to be the dumbest one in that crowd of morons. (We always knew he had it in him.)

When I was an intern, I would hook the IV into the wall suction!

Asking people to repeat their order only makes more work for you, why spend 2 minutes jerking a customer around when you can get rid of them in 30 seconds?

Burl that was a mean prank