The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for December 11, 2023

For once I agree! I’m a bidet sort of guy

Who is saying " that’s as good as any place…………" , is someone behind the door?

Burdens the laundry loads.

would Burl be happy in China…? while visiting the Ming Dynasty tombs, and using the bathroom, they had a person behind a table whose job was to give you 1 square of paper…

Has Jerry learned to throw his voice?

Just put NO toilet paper in the guest bathroom. That way you have no waste AND no more guests. Two problems solved.

Just straighten the tube back, I’ve done that before, but not at Burl’s house.

Much of the time, mine has been chewed by a dog,, or scratched by a cat.

My housemate goes through a roll of TP in 30 hours or less.

He is so cheap