The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for December 21, 2023

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 11 months ago

    DUH! Where could that have come fro?

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    cracker65  11 months ago

    Stupid people always think they are smart.

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    Zykoic  11 months ago

    “Act of God” clause was used during ice storm damage claim. Slime insurance companies.

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    InTraining Premium Member 11 months ago

    Premium Insurance – the agent has the right name for his job… BILL…!

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    radgrom8109  11 months ago

    Gee… I wonder where all that methane is coming from.

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    orbenjawell Premium Member 11 months ago

    ….it ain’t the house Burl……it’s you……..

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    mfrasca  11 months ago

    Don’t forget force majeure!

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    HarryLime  11 months ago

    Our house shook years ago and my wife convinced me we needed earthquake insurance, so I had it applied to our homeowners policy. A month or so later I found out there had been some serious blasting at a rock quarry about 4 miles away.

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    tcayer  11 months ago

    I had a big tree at the edge of my sidewalk. It was starting to split in the middle. I asked the village if the would they would take it down. He said no, but if it fell across the road they would clear it. Well doesn’t half of it fall and block the road, and take out powers lines and a pole? They came and cleared it. I called my insurance company and told them about the tree. I said “The other half will probably fall on my house!” The woman said removing it wasn’t covered, and since I was aware of the liability, if it did fall and damage my house, that wouldn’t be covered. I said “Do you know WHO I am!?” She said “No.” I said “GOOD!” and hung up the phone!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 11 months ago

    If they knew anything about Burl, they’d exclude hydrogen sulfide, too. He’s always sitting on a bubble of that.

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    Gen.Flashman  11 months ago

    The current expansion of exclusions is for roofs, many companies will cover older roofs now only for cash value-replacement cost -depreciation-deducible so you might get at most $2,000 for a 15 year old roof. Some companies are requiring additional riders for roofs. My 63 year old house is on a very expensive lot and I could likely sell it for more if it did burn down, saving the developer demolition cost so I am considering just getting renters insurance to protect personal items and save $1,200+ a year in premiums. Like for roofs they will only give you the cash value of the home if you do not rebuild, so on a 63 year old house that would be very little.

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    oakie817  11 months ago

    this is actually relevant

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    ScottHolman  11 months ago

    The first sign you’ve hired a stupid person is they just won’t listen. Then they want to tell you. 1 day hire.

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    anncorr339  11 months ago

    Act of God mean insurance won’t pay you will

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