The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 07, 2024

Stepladders are covered everywhere with warning labels and disclaimers. I almost slipped off the top step of my stepladder because the disclaimer was slippery in the rain and I stepped on it

Ladders are good tools, but they are a lot more dangerous than people think they are.

And if there are any left after dinner, head to the hospital…!

I fell off a ladder a year ago, had a lovely visit to the ER. I didn’t sue anyone. Of course it was my ladder, my place of business, my stupidity.

This rung me wrong

They’re assuming everyone is a foolish as they about standing on top and reaching. Of course, they might be right in Crustwood. Of course, it’s all theory to them. None of them have made it to the top of a ladder without having to come back down and rest up.

I read somewhere that half the cost of a ladder is liability insurance.

….“stick ’em on the early birds cars”?: because you think they’ll get sick from pigging out over there, and you won’t?……

Stick them on the early bird cars because you think the people are like you lot who makepigs when they go to the early birds all you can eat and get sick