The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for October 31, 2024

An accordion would only get in the way.

A tuba might be worse.

is that a pair of glasses in the busshes…?

♪♫ I ain’t pageant material

I’m always higher than my hair

And it ain’t that I don’t care about world peace

But I don’t see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage

I ain’t exactly Ms. Congenial

Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can’t

I’d rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain’t ♪♫

— Kacey Musgraves

….so Jer, why not ask Verl to shoehorn into a bathing suit and play an accordion? Sound like you’re suggesting “real turn on” here…….

Better off working of whirled peas.