Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for November 27, 2013

We all have our own little skeletons in the closet. But few of us need to eat grass after waking up in the toilet to become sick…

He likely brings up his college days himself, Sophie.

Hi DRY!

there’s just something about the cool cool toilet bowl porcelain that is soothing to a drunk person’s hot head that makes sleeping next to it inevitable. plus, it’s a short trip to dump another batch of vomit

Nighthawk you beat me to the punch with your comment. Ah…… memories of the cool porcelain are right on. Thank god those days are gone though, the headaches were too much

Isn’t Sophie to young to remember Dad praying to the porcelain god during his youth?

why does the dog have a female name when all of its behavior is male

We don’t bring up those days Sophie.

Just don’t bring up anything. I don’t want to see it!

@pinkx:

lmao!! and I’m taking the 5th… ;)

And just how would you “bring it up” in a way he could understand, Sophie?