Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for September 07, 2018

Bless Sophie’s little heart, she’s got it all figured out. :)

Hear that, Phoebe?

Well, on the upside, that unicorn did look soulless and hungering. Maybe Spawn wants it as a pet.

another spawn doll? I thought I seen one a couple months ago.

I thought unicorns were what people thought of when travelers spoke of rhinoceroses, and the locals thought of a quadruped with a horn.

Sure, pick on unicorns when they’re not around to defend themselves.

What, no Cthulhu plushy? Unicorns are tough animals. Hunters used to die when they hunted them. Until they discovered the virgin girl gambit worked.