Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for July 22, 2020

They are called cats, and you live with two of them.

Well that’s a better explanation than “God is bowling”!

Alex Jones conspiracy theory?

So today, the strip in the paper was Sophie telling Dougie “If they offer you anything other than a steak in light butter sauce…..chuck it back.” Don’t know why our local paper is out of sync with GC.

That’s how monsters become so powerful. Control of the media. No foolin’.

The first thing the monsters did was convince everyone there are no monsters. Those monsters!

My mother told me, so it must be true, that thunder is angels banging the clouds together.

I was told is was angels bowling

Annie has a look of doubt about what Sophie is saying in the third panel, but Sophie must have won her over because in the fourth panel, Annie joins her :-D

Brian there’s two different strips today too.

https://www.creators.com/read/dog-eat-doug

Now that explanation would scare me!

What scares me is that I hear arguments like this in RL casual conversation entirely too often these days. :-|

Poor babies, you are both safe.

Aaauuuugh! Google is monsters! (Think about it.)

I know the pups are a bit simple minded, but I would think that they were brighter than conspiracy nuts

I am resisting the urge to make a comment here.

Such sophistication for such a childish notion.

Sophie’s been around the cats to long. She’s developed conspiracy theories.

It’s just the sound of rolling thunder… :>)

Ah, must be the same monsters who bribe the scientists to support climate change.