Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for October 27, 2021

Did Doug roll in it too?

Key word: Almost.

It’s not the smell, it’s the getting up under the bedcovers and lying on my face in the morning.

Try well-aged deer poop. The only thing in this world that smells worse than rotten potatoes – and that’s saying a lot.

Cause and effect. You keep cleaning me up like this and I’m going to keep finding more reasons to deserve it.

One can only dream.

Operative word for my dog: Almost

Like she’s not gonna find something to roll in when the bath is done.

I can’t imagine anyone bathing the dog with their baby. Yuck.