Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for August 30, 2023

Sophie and little Chewbacca look very much the same.

I understand the complaint; Endor is the low point of the original trilogy.

At least you’re not Alderaan. Or Hoth.

Because the cats didn’t want to do it.

Indeed. You should at least get to be an Ewok.

Because you’re so good at it. Those Ewok fleas are awesome. Fires in the trees? Not so much.

You’d rather be Endora?

Because you’re furry like the ewoks

Is that an Ewok coming out of your end or….

…you’re round enough for the role? Actually, on second thought, that doesn’t really make it any less degrading for you, would it, Sophs? :P

Because you’re Endorable?

Don’t complain, it gives you plenty of time for napping.

It could be worse. You could be Dagobah (❁´◡`❁)