Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for October 24, 2024

“Ok, a unicorn that doesn’t like candy!”

Tbf, maybe monsters will think a unicorn is scary and gross. Like the monsters in Monsters Inc. are scared of little kids. Maybe they should ask Marigold about that, surely she’ll know.

In some ancient tales from both India and Norway unicorns were vile murderous creatures that would kill anyone who approached them. Except for virtuous maidens or virgins. So, unless you fit the bill steer clear of them especially on Halloween. In Norse mythology they were thought to have similar powers to Sleipnir Oden’s eight-legged horse giving them the ability to travel at will to each of the Nine Realms at will which explains why they appeared in all cultures around the world at any given time. Min mormor berättade de bästa historierna.

I have seen some renderings of battle unicorns. You would not want to mess with them.

I dunno, you look up the original legends for unicorns and you’d find they can be plenty violent too.

Sophie, having watched Buffy, dresses as a bunny. If it scares an ex demon it must be really frightening

Funny, I thought Sophie would fixate on it’s time to get treats.

Quit ruining her fun Sophie.