I’ll gladly take all the snow northern Maine can throw at me versus having to deal with earthquakes, hurricanes, tornados, mud slides, and fire storms.
There was an old country sheriff who always said, “It could have been worse.” No matter what happened, the old sheriff always had the same answer: “It could have been worse.”
One day, two deputies in the sheriff’s office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to death. When they went to the living room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side.
“No doubt about it,” one deputy said to the other. “This was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself.”
“You’re right,” the other deputy replied. "Double murder and suicide. But I’ll bet you when the sheriff gets here he’s going to say “it could have been worse.”
“No way. How could it be worse? There are three people in the house, and all of them have been shot to death. It couldn’t be worse. You’re on.”
About that time, the old sheriff arrived at the scene. He walked into the bedroom and saw the two nude bodies. He then walked into the living room and saw the man on the floor with the gun by his side. “No doubt about it,” the sheriff said, shaking his head. “It was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself.” After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his deputies squarely in the eyes. “But, you know,” he said, “it could have been worse.”
The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted, “Sheriff, how could it have been worse? There are three people in this farm- house, and all three of them are dead. It couldn’t have been worse!”
“Yes it could,” the sheriff retorted. “You see that guy there on the floor? If he had come home yesterday, that would be me in there in that bed.”
Bengal almost 6 years ago
More people need to stink at being depressed.
Farside99 almost 6 years ago
I’ve seen this in cartoons before. Get run over by a steam roller to get pressed, then blow on your thumb and, Pop!" you’re de-pressed.
Enter.Name.Here almost 6 years ago
It’s a gift.
Willywise52 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Must be the new fracking laws.
heathcliff2 almost 6 years ago
Why be angry with a guy because he’s not depressed?
Egrayjames almost 6 years ago
I’ll gladly take all the snow northern Maine can throw at me versus having to deal with earthquakes, hurricanes, tornados, mud slides, and fire storms.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Kenny doesn’t know the meaning of the word depressed!
Grutzi almost 6 years ago
Misery loves company, just not cheerful Kenny’s.
Yakety Sax almost 6 years ago
“It Could Have Been Worse”
There was an old country sheriff who always said, “It could have been worse.” No matter what happened, the old sheriff always had the same answer: “It could have been worse.”
One day, two deputies in the sheriff’s office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to death. When they went to the living room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side.
“No doubt about it,” one deputy said to the other. “This was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself.”
“You’re right,” the other deputy replied. "Double murder and suicide. But I’ll bet you when the sheriff gets here he’s going to say “it could have been worse.”
“No way. How could it be worse? There are three people in the house, and all of them have been shot to death. It couldn’t be worse. You’re on.”
About that time, the old sheriff arrived at the scene. He walked into the bedroom and saw the two nude bodies. He then walked into the living room and saw the man on the floor with the gun by his side. “No doubt about it,” the sheriff said, shaking his head. “It was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself.” After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his deputies squarely in the eyes. “But, you know,” he said, “it could have been worse.”
The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted, “Sheriff, how could it have been worse? There are three people in this farm- house, and all three of them are dead. It couldn’t have been worse!”
“Yes it could,” the sheriff retorted. “You see that guy there on the floor? If he had come home yesterday, that would be me in there in that bed.”
JohnHarry Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Old but still worth the wait. Great thing about age. Every day is a fresh start – almost.