Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for July 05, 2023

Where is the disclaimer stating “No animals were hurt in the making of this comic”?

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/banzai

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/kamikaze

Japanese; A war cry, a suicide attack.

“Aw, nuts!”

Why chase them when you can outsource, eh?

You get ‘em Will! They’ve been on my (not literally) hit list since they ate 6 strands of C7 Christmas lights about 5 years ago. I’m still finding bulb/socket assemblies buried under mulch and bushes.

Yeah, I carry a grudge.

That ain’t nice……

grinnies are the worst though. they almost collapsed my big huge rock step from all the tunneling. It looks like the great escape.

Awwww! He’s lost his nut!

I’ll bet that squirrel has a headache.

Paraphrased from a “Cheech and Chong” skit:

General: Honorable kamikaze pilots of the Rising Sun of Japan, today you embark on a most dangerous mission. Today, you take your Kamikaze Planes high up in the sky, over the Yankee aircraft carrier. Bring your Kamikaze Planes down fast, crashing on the deck, killing yourself and all aboard.

Now, before we have the ceremonial sake toast, are there any questions? Yes, you in the back, Sakimoto.

Sakimoto: Honorable General-san.

General: Yes?

Sakimoto: You out of your f*****g mind!

I hope Wheeler’s ok!

Nice shot, that squirrel was armed to the teeth.

I still love the little buggers, and would therefore never hurt one in real life, however I do believe some squirrels deserving of Will’s ire. Specifically the little boy squirrel clinging to the side of the cage at the refuge I used to work at who was pi$$ed at me as he was no longer being bottle fed and his neighbors were.

I still love him, but you better believe he heard some sharp language the entire time it took for my arm to dry. And no, I did not have a shirt to change into.

You can only hire a kamikaze once. Repeat business is not their forte’.