Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for July 29, 2023

Will is more Bull Shark.

Goo goo g’joob…

“According to the internet…” Sadly, that’s good enough proof for most people.

New character?

I always thought similar about humans.

We were in Jamaica a few years back and watching all the people on the beach, in the water etc. – I saw a bunch of walrus! Blubbery, fat walrus – in speedos.

Did we evolve from walrus?

Will looks a little paunchy today!

“According to the internet.”

The largest conglomerate of human stupidity to date.

And it’s the “to date” part that really scares me.

Humanity has proven Darwin wrong. It’s still a bunch of cavemen running around, the only difference is we’ve learned to use phones instead of rocks.

Heck, most don’t even know how to use a rock anymore.

Think about something else…….

I am he as you are he as you are she as we are all together…..I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus…

Semolina Pilchard Climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.

I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g’joob, goo goo goo g’joob Goo goo g’joob, goo goo goo g’joob, goo goo.

Also birds aren’t real.

Hey, walruses are cute! Much cuter than humans in speedos. Ew.