Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 31, 1973

Transcript:

Mark: Good afternoon. Welcome to the university conference on the Mid-East crisis. My name is Mark Slackmeyer, and I will be co-moderating with Mr. Ollie Amen. I think goes without saying that given the gravity of the overall situation, it is imperative that all participants make a strong effort to keep the proceedings nonpartisan! Man: Rah! Mark: Therefore... Man: Rah! Go Arabs! Go Arabs! Mark: Sigh... Man: Push 'em back, push 'em back, waaay back!