Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 07, 1975
Transcript:
Plant: Careful! Careful! Man, you've got the sensitivity of a mack truck! Mike: Hey, Bert - why don't you go fly a kite? Plant: You know, what this country needs is a comprehensive plant care plan - to keep plant care out of the hands of hacks like you! Plant: Hey, Mike! Mist my blossoms, willya? Plant: Did you know that 45% of all privately owned plants go to bed inadequately fertilized?! Mike: Appalling. Plant: Do you CARE?! Mike: Frankly... Plant; Hey! Not down my pistils, dammit!