Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 17, 1976
Transcript:
Duke: Hennings, I'm going to be needing some provisions before I leave for Peking. I wonder if you could put through this requisition for me... Man: "Six Waring blenders, one regulation size billiards table, five reconditioned Excelsior pinball machines." Duke: Basic necessities for the mission. Man: "Ten bicentennial flag pins, ten replicas of Independence Hall...." Duke: Gifts for our Chinese friends, to promote better understanding between our two peoples. Man: "One Marlin .300 savage semi-automatic, with 500 soft-nosed cartridges." Duke: Security - those folks can turn on you.