Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 18, 1977

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Woman: George! George Plimpton! Over here, George! What? Uh... Wenner. Yawn Wnner. We met at Truman's. And then the damn Mercedes broke down. Right there in front of the Maldstone Club! Mick was absolutely livid! Duke: What woudl be Mick Jagger, of course. Man: Uh-huh. Say, isn't that...! Yes, it is! Lee, how are you, darling? Duke: Yawn, stop overreaching, willya? You're causing a scene! Man: What are you talking about, Duke? Duke: Why can't you let people enjoy their little cutlets in peace, man? Man: Duke, you poor fool! You've obviously missed the whole point of coming to "Elaine's"! Duke: We're here to swip matchbooks, right? Man: Duke, don't you know the first thing about visibility and influence? We're here to be seen, man! Duke: My God! You mean, I'm being seen with you? People are looking at us, even as we speak? Man: That's right, Duke. So if you wouldn't mind lowering your... Duke: Are you out of your mind?! She's barely sixteen!