Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 29, 1977
Transcript:
Roland: This is Roland Burton Hedley, Jr. Esq., ABC Wide World of News! Mark: Amazing! We let you guys go live on campus for awhile, and you end up on the evening news! Zonker: You had no idea I was so video-genic - did you? Mark: Nope! And what was all that gibberish about the campus being flooded with barbiturates? Zonker: Look, I happen to like Rollie! He needed a story! So I gave him one! Noise: Riing! Mark: Got one for the Dean? Zonker: Don't answer it. I'm going to need time.