Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 25, 1977
Transcript:
Man: Open up, Duke! It's the sheriff! Noise: *flush!* Man: 'Morning, Duke! Duke: Why, sheriff! Merry Christmas! What brings you out to our neck of the woods? Man: John Denver, Duke. Seems he's lodged a complaint against you! Duke: Against me? What the dickens for? I love that boy! Man: Mr. Denver says you been sitting up on the ridge overlooking his home, Duke! You been shooting icicles off his roof with a high-powered rifle! Duke: Oh man, can you beat that? The kids' been hallucinating again! Those rock'n'rollers take a lot of drugs, you know, sheriff! Man: You're denying the charges, then? Duke: Absolutely! Sounds like angel dust to me! You know what I would do if I were you, sheriff? I'd go over and bust the poor dude! You'll be doing both him and his fans a big favor! Man: Hmm... I dunno, Duke. He brings in an awful lot of tourists. Duke: Good a reason as any!