Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 12, 1978
Transcript:
Duke: I don't understand it, Riley, I really don't. I was doing fine, really wowing them! Next thing I knew, two beefy G-men were hustling me out the back gate! Boy: I'm not surprised, boss. I mean, in your condition... Duke: In what condition? There wasn't a thing wrong with my condition! Boy: Well, you just looked so... so... Duke: I looked nothing of the sort! I conducted myself with a bearing that would have done the whole team proud! That I can promise you! Boy: Well, I guess we should be grateful for... Duke: Listen, I need this ashtray appraised. It looks old.