Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 18, 1979

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Duke: For God's sake, sit down, boy! Before someone recognizes us! Boy: Oh, don't worry, sir. No one could possibly know you're in town... Duke: Don't be so sure. What did I do, anyway? Boy: Well, sir, it all started when Mr. Williams fired you last Friday. You wouldn't leave, so he got a court order to have you removed. Duke: Your uncle sent the damn Feds after me? Boy: Yes, sir. But as usual, when the Marshals turned up, you acted like you'd never even heard of the US Criminal Code! Duke: Good for me! Damn thing shoulda been scrapped years ago when... Boy: Fortunately, you're not much of a shot.