Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 08, 1979
Transcript:
Boy: *sigh* there she goes... if only she didn't have twenty years on me... Girl: But now girls and boys can be friends the same way they are amongst themselves! See? Boy: Wrong, as usual... Girl: What are you talking about, Howie? Why is that wrong? Boy: 'Cause it doesn't take into account Miss MacGregor. Girl: Miss MacGregor? Your teacher? What does have to do with it? Boy: Well, I happen to have some feelings for her that can't be expanded in those terms. Girl: Feelings? What sort of feelings? Boy: I dunno... stirrings. Girl: Stirrings? Howard, you're not old enough for stirrings! Boy: Why not? It's not like they're localized or anything. Girl: Howard! There's a child present! Girl: What's going on! Boy: Besides, Miss MacGregor says I'm right on schedule.