Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 02, 1979
Transcript:
Mark: Zonker, those are the major categories? Are you sure you can be ready in time? Zonker: No, I'm not... in fact, I may have to check into the Newport Tanning Clinic for some intensive heliotherapy. Otherwise, I'll have to settle for the flash tan events. Mark: Flash tan? Zonker: You know, sun sprints. Nooners. Very big with the lunch crowd. The George Hamilton Cocoa Butter Open. 1. What events will you be entering? - Best Dorsal Tan. - Best Facial Tan.