Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 14, 1980
Transcript:
Mike: Danny, all this talk about Walter Cronkite is all very well and good, but we've got to keep our eye on the ball. Anderson's got fifty state ballots to get on, and we're going to have both Democratic and G.O.P Secretaries of State fighting us every inch of the way! Listen to this. "Dear Mr. Doonesbury: thank you for your inquiry. In order for Mr. Anderson's name to be placed on the Alaska ballot, he must have the signatures of 30,000 residents..." Man: 30,000? Heck, that doesn't sound so... Mike: "Including 10,000 left-handed pipe welders, 5,000 albino eskimos..."