Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 03, 1980
October 02, 1980
October 04, 1980
Transcript:
Voice: And now, on a lighter note, here's a story about a zany guy who actually "competes" at tanning! Zonker: Zany guy? Mike: It's you, Zonk! You're on! Voice: Meet Zonker Harris, seen here stripping down for the "Sun Sprints" at the "George Hamilton Open"! Zonker: Hey... they're laughing... the audience is laughing at me... Voice: "Pro" tanners never miss a spot! Watch here as Zonker puts... hee, hee!... toothpicks between his toes! Audience: Ha! Ha! HA! Yuk! Ha! Ha! Zonker: Mike! Why are they laughing at me? Mike: Uh... maybe it's on the prompter, Zonk, there must be a mix-up.
