Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 24, 1982
Transcript:
Henry: I can't make up my mind what I should wear to my sentencing, Mikey. If you were the judge, what would make a better impression, a grey suit or a white one? Mike: It's hard to say, Uncle Henry. If you wear the white suit, I might conclude you weren't taking your conviction seriously...on the other hand, if you look like you're on your way to a funeral, I might think you were trying to con me. Henry: How about a mix? What if I wore a dark leisure suit and a white belt? Mike: I'd throw the book at you.