Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 23, 1982

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Woman: Name? Zonker: Harris, Zonker. Woman: Which companies are you interested in interviewing with? Zonker: Depends. What have you got? Woman: Mr. Harris, there are over 20 companies recruiting on campus. What are your general areas of interest? Zonker: Aerodynamics. Designer jeans. Roofing supplies. That sort of thing. Woman: What sort of thing? Zonker: You know, liquidity. Point-of-sale. Margin accounts fast lane. Mike: Careful, Zonk. You'll peak before the interviews.